Thanks to Tiffany for sharing this photo taken on a beach in Cadiz, Spain. Does it count as an awkward boner if the guy can’t even see it due to his enormous belly? It also looks like he’s staring at the woman in the picture, which makes this more of a creepy boner.
Several Awkward Boners readers have sent us this photo of former Vice President Dick Cheney living up to his first name. I guess there’s just something about being in the Administration that leads to massive bulges. We’re still waiting on the first Obama boner, though.
“During the big freshman bash at my University I was volunteering at, a band played while they all ate dinner. Afterward the bass player sat one the grass for a full five minutes, staring at his lap in intense concentration. Then he laid down, and we saw the fruits of his labor. He must have willed it to life in the midst of the desperate freshman girls.”
Photo & caption cred: Molly